This here is going to be gussied up one day (yeah, right), but in the meantime, HEY YOU, THIS IS THE MILK CHALLENGE!!!

The Milk Challenge is the High Art of watching some sap attempt to drink a gallon of milk in an hour. Sounds easy, don't it? Almost too easy. What you get is puke. Go ahead, try to make it easy on yourself -- try to drink Half a gallon of Half & Half in Half an hour. Puke.

Later I'm gonna have the Bill attempt on the milk (that I'll rip off from Probe magazine) in here.

Sex Creepy's assault on Half & Half

December 2000