Peep Off, Hogan's Heroes, Bob Crane, Seventh Heaven, Sacramento punk rock, No Kill I (Sacto Star Trek punk rock), Sacramento Inbred Punk Band Project, wacky midgets, Zombiebots, Jerk! Zine, cockfighting and me, a gun-loving peckerwood punk with epilepsy -- Archbishop Dave "Smith".

Pride and the Internet are unrelated concepts.

Other weird midgets include Nelson de la Rosa (creepy midget) and Panther (creepy hermaphrodite midget porn star of Somewhere Under the Rainbow).

Two midgets enter, one midget leaves.

My cornputer broked. So this site has been sitting. It should be up and running in 2013.

2-13-6
5-29-3

11-11-3

done

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2-13-6

done

done
3-18-2

11-11-3

3-19-2

3-23-1
randumb stories
12-8-0

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2-13-6

done
you must fight to live on the planet of the apes!
email

loaded with a loaded 45 and a rapidly draining flask

gornzilla@gmail.com

Archbishop Dave uh... "Smith"

po box 2414
sacramento, california
95812-2414

just as an archbishop is one point holier than a bishop,
he is also one point drunker
-- Sex Creepy.

Hey, what are you eating under there?

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