Okay, I'm starting to do this
now. My own retarded Sactour. I've had a couple people send emails saying
"Hey jerk, do it while we're still alive" and I paid 49 cents
for a digital camera, so no more stalling. This is gonna be my guide to
the good life and local history called "Sacramento: City of a Beer."
I was gonna do a cheap newsprint
paper printed guide a couple zillion years ago, but then too many people
got involved and it died a SIDS death arguing over what to include and
I've got a pretty good list
of ideas and places, but please email me at email@example.com
if you have any recommendations.
The best part is, I call things
as I see 'em. Even if you disagree with me, it'll still help: hate me,
go to places I hate; like me, go to places I like. It's still super rough,
but it'll get better.
Here's the general idea index:
and Neat stores
(stuff like Capitol Aquarium, Grau-Hall Medical Supply)
- Thrift stores
- Comic stores
- Bowling alleys
- Record Stores
- Gun Stores!
and Pinball Games
- Bars, Restaurants, &
- Trailer Parks, the Castle
- Race tracks
- Misc. Famous People Stuff
(I'll need some help here. I'm not even sure what I'm looking for yet.
I just wanted a spot to mention that Ozzy Osbourne has a house in Grass
Valley. What's my definition of famous? Mr. T, Tom LaBrie, Captain Carrot.
Sure Eddie Murphy's got a house here, but no one will care until he
kills a guy)
Honest Repair (Cars, motorcycles, scooters and bicycles)
- Dying landmarks (Drive-ins,
- I'd love a list of Meter
Maids home addresses, but I don't know where to find that info. I hate
meter maids. Prison guards and cops are a necessary evil, but meter
maids are lower than child molesters. Child molesters don't set out
to be evil bastards, they can't help it. Don't give me a "we all
need to work for a living" argument either. It didn't work for
Nazi German torture doctors in Nuremberg and it ain't gonna work on
meter maids. Ticket me on Christmas, will they...
Inbred Band Project (a "degrees of" type list of bands
I plan on including the suburbs
too. If you see a beat to hell primer grey 67 Barracuda pulling up to
your place and some white trash POS drunkenly crawls out, say hi and I'll
give you a Pabst.
Once I get this built up maybe
I'll do the print issue, but I really doubt it.
Here's pretty good links of
Sacramento tour stuff:
Last update: 11-11-3